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I Guess That I Have a New Girlfriend of Sorts

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I had been chasing this girl for about a month, although I guess I never really thought about the fact that she had a nice apartment and a brand new BMW, but that she never seemed to get out of bed or go to work. At any rate she decided to let me reap the fruits of my labor, but first she sat me down and showed me the web page of a place that turned out to be an escort service in Salt Lake County. There were some very interesting pictures of her on the web page and she told me that she had been doing this for about four years, since she was a sophomore and found herself unable to feed herself without giving up the class load.…